Ann Kay Ef

TeeTee Doorai should stuff himself with unshelled durian or go watch some Duran-Duran, or go play with Dooraimon and take some first class ticket out of the magic pocket. Or he can make his own batteries "Dooraicell" with greater dooraibility. The ad would have him banging his head on the wall, making "NEVER SAY DOORAI" and showing the thumb-up saying "Hah!". He got money anyway. No, I meant he got the high quality peanuts anyway. Maybe we'll see his and someone's wife's face next time instead of Charlie Brown and Snoopy. For example, how'd you think the mama shop owner will feel? Look at it from his point of view. You know how many packets of Tong Guan or Camel peanuts he needs to sell to earn $600,000? He sit there all day with occasional customers who come most probably not to buy peanuts, and here someone calls $600,000 peanuts. No wonder Singapore infuriated. And Doorai think he Midas or something. The next house to be burgled will definitely be his. They could let him be the next Bond "007- The Man With The Golden Tap". He'll be flushing his toiletbowl with bird nest and replacing Listerine with shark's fin soup next. And there are few photos of him probably because each photographer soiled his camera after pressing the shutter button. Look at the photo. It looks more appropriate if the headlines went "Sado-Masochistic Murderer On The Loose" and there he is below staring at you.