Some Comeback

Come backwards. Suddenly feel like ranting, n realize i have here to rant. It's been months of hibernation. When u hibernate u throw bernard high in the air n u get highbernard. Bernard like beckham, call some indian kick soccer into the grandmother's sari. Actually saris are one of the most budget clothes i come across. Just take cloth and wrap. Sarong also. Take towel and wrap. These people have quite different n creative ideas on clothe n cloth. They're blind to the 'e'. And firstly, the women take the cloth to wrap their bodies. Second, the men take the cloth to wrap their heads. Third, the society takes the cloth to wrap the mummies. What if they were all the same cloth? Im curious now. Why don't the cloth tear? Must be made of some synthetic material. How did the word synthetic come about... sin the tick? In some places sin is another word for having an intimate affair with, and the tick is a parasitical bloodsucker. So synthetic may mean something unsettling. U know you're bored too if you're still reading here. Why should there be boredom? Pandora's an asshole... damn itchy hands go open that box. If she didn't we'll all be at peace. N what a name. Pandora. Sounds like panda. Can someone confirm, maybe panda is for males, pandora's for females. And maybe tandoori is an evolution of that name. Damn her... wonder what's her surname. Maybe its Pandora Mandela . Sounds appropriate anyway. And poor S Rajaratnam. He was a good man. It should've been Durai instead.

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