wads ur hdb blog number? it means im asking u where u live, u stupid... actually im stupid... but to ensure fairness, generalise tt everyone is the same... tts the communist system. So u r oso stupid. a hdb blog is a hdb block where u blog blocks of blogged blogs
that's all.
National Anthem in English.
posted by the postman @ Monday, January 01, 2007
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1.What Time is it now? tiger time
posted by the postman @ Tuesday, October 31, 2006
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posted by the postman @ Monday, September 11, 2006
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?- when I won the Oscars
posted by the postman @ Tuesday, July 04, 2006
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Come backwards. Suddenly feel like ranting, n realize i have here to rant. It's been months of hibernation. When u hibernate u throw bernard high in the air n u get highbernard. Bernard like beckham, call some indian kick soccer into the grandmother's sari. Actually saris are one of the most budget clothes i come across. Just take cloth and wrap. Sarong also. Take towel and wrap. These people have quite different n creative ideas on clothe n cloth. They're blind to the 'e'. And firstly, the women take the cloth to wrap their bodies. Second, the men take the cloth to wrap their heads. Third, the society takes the cloth to wrap the mummies. What if they were all the same cloth? Im curious now. Why don't the cloth tear? Must be made of some synthetic material. How did the word synthetic come about... sin the tick? In some places sin is another word for having an intimate affair with, and the tick is a parasitical bloodsucker. So synthetic may mean something unsettling. U know you're bored too if you're still reading here. Why should there be boredom? Pandora's an asshole... damn itchy hands go open that box. If she didn't we'll all be at peace. N what a name. Pandora. Sounds like panda. Can someone confirm, maybe panda is for males, pandora's for females. And maybe tandoori is an evolution of that name. Damn her... wonder what's her surname. Maybe its Pandora Mandela . Sounds appropriate anyway. And poor S Rajaratnam. He was a good man. It should've been Durai instead.
posted by the postman @ Friday, February 24, 2006
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TeeTee Doorai should stuff himself with unshelled durian or go watch some Duran-Duran, or go play with Dooraimon and take some first class ticket out of the magic pocket. Or he can make his own batteries "Dooraicell" with greater dooraibility. The ad would have him banging his head on the wall, making "NEVER SAY DOORAI" and showing the thumb-up saying "Hah!". He got money anyway. No, I meant he got the high quality peanuts anyway. Maybe we'll see his and someone's wife's face next time instead of Charlie Brown and Snoopy. For example, how'd you think the mama shop owner will feel? Look at it from his point of view. You know how many packets of Tong Guan or Camel peanuts he needs to sell to earn $600,000? He sit there all day with occasional customers who come most probably not to buy peanuts, and here someone calls $600,000 peanuts. No wonder Singapore infuriated. And Doorai think he Midas or something. The next house to be burgled will definitely be his. They could let him be the next Bond "007- The Man With The Golden Tap". He'll be flushing his toiletbowl with bird nest and replacing Listerine with shark's fin soup next. And there are few photos of him probably because each photographer soiled his camera after pressing the shutter button. Look at the photo. It looks more appropriate if the headlines went "Sado-Masochistic Murderer On The Loose" and there he is below staring at you.
posted by the postman @ Sunday, July 17, 2005
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posted by the postman @ Friday, June 03, 2005
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give me a mamee noodle nood my head with hate in hades use a spade to make a mudcastle with mudskipper no skippy's peanut butter but the butt her into Huanghe. He-man convert her into a she-man go to sherman's lagoon find ah goon and goondu go on dude where's my car? It's in the garage with garbage and cabbage use baggage to bag a rain gauge for the wire gauze cuz its very gauzy and fuzzy wuzzy potato chips in the dog. Look, its starhub go hub seng buy assorted biscuits and give to seabiscuit to see basket and no cannabis kate winslet the daughter of kate wins who lose to luigi bo lui buy kimchi go chai chee find samsui woman in the void deck. andy voddeck drink vodka on the deck of cards and deck the halls with boughs of holly find holly valance put valance electrons on lance armstrong the arm not very strong obey lenz law lawrence fishburne burn the fish on carrie-ann-rolling-stone-gathers-no-moss.
posted by the postman @ Wednesday, April 13, 2005
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1. Go on your knees.
posted by the postman @ Tuesday, March 22, 2005
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When the sun set u go sit for SAT and be sad because you're not happy because you're not angry but because you're sad. Obvious. When someone is obvious he becomes obese and devious then must call asha devi and asha gill and asha way so that you can play some sponsored badminton while eating a ton of bad mint and making some coins in your mouth. Insects die by insecticides as coins die by coincides and homes die by homicide and bees die by beside. Then punks die by what? Sounds very appetizing, like chocolate cake. The choco was late so it did a choko-slam on the cake and the cake didn't do anything. However it did everything to force itself to do nothing but at least it did something. Thingkerbell is actually the Thinker holding a bell and trying to act like Santa Claus but he cannot pose because of his big beard and his hands will get entangled in his 2nd hair. So maybe if you look at Santa Claus' face upside down or right side up you'll see pretty much the same thing.
posted by the postman @ Monday, February 28, 2005
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Its the post of the monthe cristo which is quite crispy like krisnan and cristiano and cristopher columbus who has a column of buses to bring gollum to marshes go to holland for marches but i have fallen for the lotus which blossom in the mucus. Why not buy a lexus from toys r'us becos im first to burst for thirst before it becomes worse then let's go live in a hearse. Hear, hear. Dunno why some people like to laugh "hur hur"... might as well become a ben hur. Live in bendemeer so u can bend it like beckham in buckingham and nottingham and vasantham central which is not as central as arts central, kids central, 50-Central, bedok town central, world trade central buy an emerald for emmerich and emma enchanted and emma see kay eewai m-o-u-s-e, mickey mouse. Mickey's brother is Mick Jabber the Hut who has alot of guts go to supercuts to get some farts becos im not at wal-marts to eat some walnuts while throwing darts into Arafat's butts so that can make some egg tart in the park lets fight ong bak.
posted by the postman @ Friday, January 28, 2005
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The post of a decent ber. A ber is a boy and a ger hybrid. The decent ber ate cucumber in the month of december so that he could drink some beer and eat stew cum deer. Dear Deer, go find Richard Gere he’s in top gear and peer at the pier, maybe Pier Png is there. Now, how do you pronounce this guy’s surname? You can’t say ‘peng’ cos there’s no ‘e’ in it. So people who call him are going to make some stupid mouth gestures while trying to say ‘peng’ without letting out the ‘e’ sound. I think I’d rather go buy hum chim png. But if I eat hum chim png I’ll become a hum chi. But Hamtaro don’t live in Chai Chee. They sell a lot of muah chee and tao huay chwee in Chai Chee. Cheetah is the person who lives in Chai Chee and eat otah, and he has a relative called orang otah who lives in otah gunga. Cheetahs are actually dishonest Singaporeans who like to say “Cheat ah”. That’s why they run so fast, so that they can outrun their opponents, but I thought that was obvious. Where’s McFly? Probably made into a new dish at McDonalds, but they have so many restrictions they might as well name it McDoNots. Or McDonuts. Or McNoDarts. Trust me. I am bored. But you shouldn’t trust me. No, maybe you should. No, maybe you shouldn’t. Yes you should. A person who should be doing everything is called a shoulder. That’s why they have a road shoulder. You go onto the shoulder to show deer. You can also shoot the. The what? Angkor Wat. Angkor Wat sells a lot of Angkor Kueh.
posted by the postman @ Sunday, December 12, 2004
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This blog will remain inactive for the active period of time when inactivity is active within the boundary of active inactivity. So it will remain stagnant just like a stag and a nun. Just like the Bushy Administration, who will always beat around itself and keep their troops in Iraq. Maybe in Iraq the troops lodgings are called Barraqs. I wonder how Kerry feels to lose to a plant. Maybe in US they start instalment packages like Kesh & Kerry, to support the senator, and the place where people board buses are called Bushstops, to support the status quo president. I wonder how he secured key states like Ohio. Maybe he just went there, greeted the people and started rapping. "Oh hi, yo...yo...". The Democrat could have secured the sunny state by explicitly emphasising the need for Kerrifornia. You never know what election candidates do. One of them may have met up with Mr Ivan in Florida, then started spinning him around in order to create mayhem, as ham tastes especially nice in May.
posted by the postman @ Tuesday, November 09, 2004
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Courtesy B. Low
posted by the postman @ Friday, October 01, 2004
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VICTORIA SCHOOL
posted by the postman @ Monday, August 23, 2004
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The third post is the third package of post morning cereal. I ate it and to my surprise i wasn't surprised. So, i went to school and met paul schooles there. i met the whole team there. there were 17 teams waiting. Team 17 consisted of worms instead of men. but unfortunately there were chickens flying about, so they ate Team17 up. So left 16 teams and they lined up in a square. and asked me to square root to get 4 teams. their manager came. the man aged quickly cos he managed the team quite well. thus the whole team of man aged all the way to about a 100. the following year they gave birth to dalmatians. so there were 101 dalmatians. but one man gave birth to a dalmartian. the dog looked like a martian and he shat Mars Bars. it oso looked a bit like Collina. Collina was previously a singer before he became a ref. Collina sang in the group The Calling ah. but at tt time no handphone so he use walkie talkie. he walk the talk so go and work in Starhub. but he had no spaceship to go to the star, so he call up Star Cruises to book a Tom there. Tom Cruise liked to play the drum but he focus on the tom tom. theres another part of the drum called jerry jerry. but only one F4 uses tt part. there are many F4s. but for every alternate F4 the program ends.
posted by the postman @ Thursday, June 24, 2004
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Today i went to club for class, then come back eat lunch, type blog. Den how i know wads gonna happen next.
posted by the postman @ Saturday, June 12, 2004
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just to see how it will appear like... im new here i dunno the format how to change template or how to change tembowl or anything so dun blame me. k lets see:
posted by the postman @ Friday, May 14, 2004
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